I have been looking for a room/ nice rooommates for quite some time. However, apparently I did not get the memo that should I want to live in an environment with people who are somewhat normal- that the pickings would be slim. I am looking for 2 other roommates to share a house in the Kapahulu area, with rents being approximately $800- $1000 per person. The house procurement is not official- I'm trying to nail down the roommates first. I was hoping to be moved in by August at the latest. If you think this is ok- read on- I've compiled a list to save us all some time as to whether it's going to work out: Need not Apply: -If you require a picture of me or any other person naked to fill out a rental application -If you need a Fifth of Vodka or any other hard liquor in order to get going in the morning -Like to borrow things and not return them. -Want to start your own hydroponic operation for your dreams of running a lucrative cannabis farm or wanting to develop a Meth lab at your permemnent residence -Enjoy letting your roommates know that you love mastrubating to their initimate moments in their adjacent bedrooms -Are willing to earn rent off with sexual favors -Have a ecclectic collection of weapons -Like to parade about the house sans clothes -Eat roommates food and not replace it- and leave unclean dishes for others to take care of -Are a total slob -Lack complete common sense -Have no sense of sanitiary obligations to your surroundings or personal hygiene -Is stand-offish and hates people -Wants your new roommate(s) to be your live in lover. -Had any issues with Megan's Law Please feel free to respond (all must apply): -Have a source of income to meet monthly rental obligations- including utilities -Are respectful -Can handle helping maintain a hospitable home -Have a sense of humor About me: Professional 30 year old female who appreciates a safe, clean hospitable home. I work alot- but enjoy a good time. I enjoy a balance of intelligent conversation as well as childish humor. I look forward to meeting you and if in doubt- please check the lists above...if you don't get it- save yourself- you would fall into category 1. Location: Kapahulu it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests hawaii